apparently, they're allowed to make shit up

as a citizen and servant to society, i find it valuable from time to time to pass along those things which i deem important. well, to that end i will share two things that changed my life this summer. in doing so i hope to enlighten and broaden the horizons of you, my fellow citizen. both of these items help to make me a more complete person... and after all, isn't that the point?

DISCLAIMER: These items are not to be confused with experiences such as living on the other side of the world for a few months, maintaining gardens in mississippi, or picking up and moving to some random city god-knows-where. Nonetheless, they are valuable - in a more subtle way.

1. Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

i borrowed al franken's latest book-on-cd from the library. occasionally one will get involved in a book that they can't stop reading, or can't wait to pick up again... well this is one of those - but in my case by "reading" i mean "listening." franken details the mind-blowing hypocrisy and arrogance of many of today's conservative spokespeople - ann coulter, bill o'reilly, bernie goldberg, and rush limbaugh to name a few (though i understand limbaugh is more thoroughly stripped down in franken's earlier work rush limbaugh is a big fat idiot, and other observations). it's not possible to imagine the things he talks about without actually reading (or, of course, listening) his book - they are simply too unbelievable. oh, and not to mention, hilarious. the following are some of franken's chapter titles:

• Ann Coulter: Nutcase
• You know who I don't like? Ann Coulter
• I bitch-slap Bernie Goldberg
• I meet the former first lady Barbara Bush and it doesn't go so well
• Fun with racism

in the book, franken attempts to discredit notable conservatives by giving examples that would cause one to question the merits of ANYTHING ANY OF THEM EVER SAID AGAIN. for example, ann coulter regularly misrepresents quotes, opinions, and facts of people. she does this intentionally, as evidenced by her endnotes (which she calls footnotes and are much less convenient and effective - unless you are trying to lie). coulter will take a quote from a book review in the new york times and attribute it to the "editorial opinion of the new york times." literally, what i'm saying is, if a reviewer writes describing a book saying,

"the author writes that President Bush is a racist ideologue with no regard for those who disagree,"

coulter will write, "the New York Times writes that George W. Bush is "a racist ideologue with no regard for those who disagree." i shit you not.

finally, franken comes to a conclusion about the president that i've not before considered, and one that i'm willing to agree with. but you'll have to read it to find out. or listen.

2. Crash

without a doubt, this is the best movie in quite some time. if you haven't seen it - please do. i will not go in to the details of it, except to say that it is an entire level above most movies i've ever seen. its understanding of humanity and the complexities therein is virtually unparalleled, and i feel better about myself for having seen it and appreciated it.

this blog is not called finger food

i'm nothing if not a follower. especially not a leader. so now that just about everyone else has one it's just about the right time for me to get a weblog - or blog for short. OK, mostly it was dan's incessant pestering. this one's for you.

i'm not one with much to say worth paying attention to when i'm around people, so i have a difficult time imagining why someone would travel to this site to read what i'm babbling about. but then again, there i go checking on dan's and julia's and court's and even doug's "blogs" to see if they've updated them. i even get angry when julia (who i like to call the cause of all this nonsense) won't ever write in hers! but then again, they're all witty. i guess i'll have to learn to be witty.

one last thing. this blog is called "cayuga lake." a pretty uninspired, mundane name. let me tell you what happened. i was trying to come up with something clever, original, and appropriately vague and random while maintaining a degree of freshness. well, i came up with "finger food." surely, the merits of this choice are debatable, but at least it was something! nevertheless, it was taken - apparently by some crazy person. (though, one might argue that no one with their own "blog" is fully stable) anyway - i hope you all enjoy cayuga lake.

i feel so much better now that i've conformed.